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I am not a visual effect. I am not an extension, either. Nor am I the swollen effect of a punch. I am about three centimetres longer than the biggest nose you have ever seen. I am neither snub nor turned up.  Absolutely nothing in me resembles a Greek nose. I am not aquiline, either, unfortunately for me. What a shame! As you can see, I am so wide and foreign, so long, that loads of things can be said about me and you won’t run out of ideas. That is why I get really annoyed when someone just calls me “big nose”—that’s so plain… No way! If you want to talk about me, you have to show imagination and class.