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A novel that will be like a laughing epidemic.

For days, an epidemic of bursades in the ass frightened not only Santa Frumencia College, but the entire neighborhood. The case would not have been so serious and so complicated if Lixin had not been so discreet and polite. Or if Rita hadn’t been so timid. Or if Petunia hadn’t been so fachenda. Or if Ton wasn’t that beast…

Lucky that Ivet and his friends did not lose their ass and set out to find out the truth of the mysterious and terrible case of the abhorrent Pinchaculos.

A wave of bursades in her ass and a group of friends willing to stop her.

Una novela que será como una epidemia de carcajadas.

Durante días, una epidemia de pinchazos en el culo atemorizó no solo el colegio Santa Frumencia, sino el barrio entero. El caso no habría llegado a ser tan grave y tan complicado si Lixin no hubiera sido tan discreta y educada. O si Rita no hubiera sido tan tímida. O si Petunia no hubiera sido tan fachenda. O si Ton no hubiera sido tan bestia…

Suerte que Ivet y sus amigas no perdieron el culo y se propusieron averiguar la verdad del misterioso y terrible caso del abominable Pinchaculos.

Una oleada de pinchazos en el culo y un grupo de amigas dispuestas a detenerla.

Berta and Carlos are a  transgressive couple that wants to light up the flame of passion following unorthodox methods that are rather vicious and perverted… In the end, though, don’t we all experience love differently? What would you do to keep your significant other? What would you be capable of in order to keep them happy? When does want become something else? A brutal, macabre love story that will give you laughter, tenderness, terror and orgasms.

Not everything is yet invented in sentimental literature. Amor de mala mort is a game; it’s a surreal, funny, rogue perspective of two characters that dare to walk on the wilder side of life and death. A song of love for open minds. One story, two sides.

Have you tried last winter’s clothes and you only like a scarf?

Do you have a terrible salary, capable of making you  laugh and cry?

Do your children drive you crazy (and not because of how much you love them, precisely)?

Is the WhatsApp group with your friends full of affectionate labels like “bitch” or “son of a bich”?

Is your husband an expert in aluding responsabilities?

Are there times you’d like to disappear from the world with a giant Nutella jar?

If you have answered “yes” to three or more of these questions, then there is no doubt: this is your novel. You urgently need a good dose of laughing and reading.

Get hooked on to the phenomenon #RespiraRebecca.

Rebecca, the protagonist of this novel, has three kids, a handsome husband with a tendency to slack off, an annoying and adorable mother, a shitty job and a group of friends that are totally crazy.

Rebecca thinks that problems are very rude. They have the ugly habit of appearing all together, without a warning.

Rebecca is imperfect, foul-mouthed, ingenious and sincere.

Maybe, she is just like you…

“Anyone who says living with their couple is absolute perfection is either a Martian or doesn’t dare say what really happens inside their walls. The moment you go live with someone, you start saying everything in plural, even if neither of you are enforcing anything. There must be situations in which you get mad or at least startled – if you are in a peaceful mood -. But for those moments of “What am I doing here? Help!”, we bring our insight and some ideas to help coexist, where what’s definitely not missing is a lot, a lot of humor.”

Everything they never told you about the great adventure of living together

By the authors of PEQUEÑAS IDEAS ANTES DE SER MAMÁ

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